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Unicorn

“I got a lot of unicorn invites at Chad’s party
by ur dads unicorn November 16, 2017
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Unicorn

Sarah : i just want to be with a unicorn

Becca: oh you want a white male boomer
by RepeatsNice October 24, 2019
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Rainbow Unicorn

A rainbow unicorn represents a lively, vibrant man that's sexually attracted to other men, either gay or a it represents the gay man a couple wants to join them in some fun.
Omg Johnny is a total rainbow unicorn! Let's bring him home!
by RainbowSparkle22217 December 12, 2019
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whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on its head. people who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. whale sharks only no unicorns. kill the whale shark unicorn spill its blooooood.
by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 13, 2018
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unicorn

When a guy has an erection, he places his two balls on the girl's eyelids, which makes her have his dick as a unicorn on her forehead.
by ashley June 16, 2003
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Unicorning

To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Henrietta: "Unicorning"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"

Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.
by A Nighthawks Odd Term June 8, 2012
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Gym unicorn

A person that posts pictures "selfies" at the gym all the time and never actually works out. If they do pick up a weight its extremely rare like a unicorn. Often the only thing you see them working out is their fingers on their phone. They are the person that gives you dirty looks when you ask to use the equipment they are sitting on for their photo shoot.

Gym unicorns always talk about how fit they are and to check out their gains when there is nothing to check but their ego.

Expect these women to have perfect hair and makeup on.
Don't worry about the gym unicorn. Despite being here, its just a social media ploy to make her look good.

Uhhh she's such a gym unicorn, all she does is take selfies and brag about her non existent gains
by CurlsForTheGurls_HammerTime January 24, 2017
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