Unicycle

Noun. A person who cannot stop wheeling for fear of "falling over" in life. See wheeling.

High Schooler #1: Dude, that new kid is flirting with all of the girls.

High Schooler #2: I know he is a total unicycle.

by soccermaniac88 October 26, 2009

Unicle

Someone, usually a man, that has one testicle. Kind of like a unicorn but without the glitter.

He had two testicles but due to the cancer, he's a unicle now.

by The Unicle August 12, 2010

monkey on a unicycle

A monkey *ahem* on a 1 wheeled bike.

im a monkey on a unicycle yeah!!!
Kiss my ass!
oooo eeeee oooo aaaa

by Sir_Smuff June 10, 2003

hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

Unicorn

A girl who is so beautiful that she attains mythical status and is impossibly far out of anyone's league.

Man, Nicole is so perfect... I wish she were my girlfriend. But alas, she is a unicorn.

by Three Thirty Three September 24, 2010

unicorn blood

Pink juice created by mixing gin with pink lemonade and fruit punch.

You gotta try this unicorn blood homes, word is bond, this shit is whackin.

by Dr. Chovorkiean? October 29, 2009

Magic Unicorn

When a man and a woman or a man and a man have intercourse right before man A achieves orgasm the reciver gets under man A and places his genitallia on there forged and makes a unicorn like horn. Man A proceeded to orgasm and shoots a white rainbow off the horn.

I tried to do a Magic Unicorn on mike last night.

by Mcswaggfirenuts March 9, 2015