tool

One who tries way too hard to be cool.

Wow that guy is a tool. That group of guys looks like a Home Depot special!

by whiteflyer506 October 19, 2006

Tool

A complete idiot who is just so retarded that you cant stand him.Characteristics are as followed: Sports a bowl cut/mullet, wears zip-off cargo pants, has never talked to the female gender,goes to movies with only one other guy, sleeps on a couch with another guy, and finally getting there clothes picked out by there mother.

"Danny is such a tool"

by state high November 10, 2008

tool

1. A person who is reading the definition on the Urban dictionary for "tool" over and over again written by different "tools" writing it over and over again.
2. Someone who puts the word "tool" in punctuation marks. Whoops.
3. Someone who is being used by someone else but is too inbred and mindless to realize it.
4. A complete idiot.
5. Someone who thinks the song "Toxicity" is the best song by System of a Down.

Stop reading this definition, you tool!
Hey, you "tool"!
Hey man, I need a ride to the party. I can't go. Ask Sam, he's a tool.
IMMA fiRIn MAH TOol! GEORGE BUUUUUUUUUUUSH!
Toxicity is the best song by SOAD EVAH!!!!!!!! No, it's not, you tool!!!!

by Pokefreak001 December 5, 2009

Toolbox

A person that uses unnescessary things to make themselves look cooler. They are like a poser, but being a toolbox is much worse.

A good example is Nate W. He is the biggest toolbox in the entire world. He tries so hard not to be a tolbox, that he is a toolbox.

by nateisatoolbox June 28, 2006

Tool

Used at the Virginia Military Institute to describe one who has his head way up his ass, more specifically, one who sticks to his duty, sacrificing his good relations with other members of the Corps, even going so far as to screw his Brother Rats.

See also, toolbag

I hate that friggin (name). He's such a tool.

by Cadet Historian October 2, 2005

Toolio

One who is much worse then the normal Tool of a person.

Also known as a member of Alpha Epsilon Pi Fraternity @ The University of Nevada, Las Vegas.

by Adam Gordon December 6, 2003

tool

The stupidest most pathetic word possible to use for insulting someone for lack of any decent word coming to mind, generally thrown around by white elitist douchebag teenage boys who actually think it'll bother anyone if they call them a tool, as well as make them sound like a 1337 intellectual, when in reality it just sounds retarded.

p|_|nck r4wks0r: dat emo kid iz such a tool he likez sum41 and shit hahaha wow wat a tool lisin 2 real musik leik green day nd teh hevy metalz lololololol i am winrar!!!1!1

anyone else: Dude shut the fuck up already. No one cares.

by bl- -p June 16, 2008