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Twitter

Twitter is basically 1000000 tons of toxic waste all compiled into one website. If we deleted it, the sea levels would probably be back to it's level in 1922.
I use twitter and i'm a huge pain in the ass and i'm better than you. Even if you win the Nobel Peace Prize, i'll still be better than you. (casually posts mid+l+bozo+don't care+didn't ask+i'm better+ratio+0 iq about someone saying they like apples)
by thiscatisd September 13, 2022
mugGet the Twittermug.

twitter

A place where people usually get canceled.
"Yo! DanTDM almost got canceled in twitter!"
by ilovejois April 7, 2021
mugGet the twittermug.

Twitter community note

A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.

Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.
by Squashybead2217 May 27, 2024
mugGet the Twitter community notemug.

Twitter

Twitter,a noun used to describe a fatherless figure that gets angry when some "CHAD" violates them in there comment section
by monamth June 8, 2022
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Twitter

The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right
I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.

Maybe.
by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022
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twitter

a place that no one will tolerate your f*cking opinion
'damn man, you heard about twitter' says a guy

'ye bro, heard that no one gives a shit bout what you like there'

'aight imma post i like anime'

*instantly gets cancelled
by quadruple_bingus May 20, 2022
mugGet the twittermug.

Twitterized

The act of being proficient in the language of Twitter. Some people have achieved this, some have not, and some will never want to achieve this because they only like facebook.
Wesmosh is slowly becoming proficient in the #language of @twitter. Afick is not even close to becoming "Twitterized" at this moment in time.
by aficker April 30, 2011
mugGet the Twitterizedmug.

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