Tristan Tax

if you have 10000000000000$ the Tristan will come to your house and eat your meat

"watch out for the Tristan tax!"

Tristan Tax by RigBone37 November 30, 2023

Tristan Time 

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.

It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.

Tristan Time by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023

Tristan 

Tristan is the kind of guy who can make you smile with just one look. He has the prettiest eyes and it feels like the most amazing honor in the world when he looks into your eyes with his. He’s very thoughtful and attentive even when you might think he’s not listening or noticing but he always does. A supportive and loyal friend he always knows how to make you laugh. He’s a music lover and is always good to have on aux. You’re lucky if you know a Tristan.

“do you know this Tristan guy?”
“Well yeah, everyone loves Tristan!”

Tristan by Garlicbreadlover3 December 17, 2023

Tristyn 

Being a Tristyn can be used as a description for a person who has committed a number of sexual crimes.

"Did you hear about Jeffery Epstein? He's such a Tristyn"

Tristyn by FuzzyRich January 3, 2024

Tristanism 

you're a racist and hate communists

I believe in Tristanism

Tristanism by RigBone37 January 18, 2024

TristanNolan 

When someone vapes so much their lungs turn black

“My friend vapes, hes turned into tristannolan

TristanNolan by BooBleem January 27, 2024

Tristephilia 

The appreciation, attraction, or affinity for melancholic or sad feelings, moods, or expressions, often manifesting in a fondness for art, music, or experiences that evoke a sense of sorrow or contemplation.

Sophie appreciates the beauty in sadness, finding solace in literature and music that evoke deep emotions. Her friends affectionately tease her, affectionately labeling her an unmistakable tristephilia enthusiast.

Tristephilia by Jobbes February 1, 2024