bum train

when 3 or more guys all have anal sex together in a row

i had a bum train last night, there were 8 of us

by robin November 11, 2003

The taylor trailor

a man fucking another man in the ass through a donut.

James will your parents catch us doin THE TAYLOR TRAILOR in there bed?

by wisemanug May 6, 2006

run an impulse train

Variant of "run a train", which refers to a line of men each successively having sex with the object upon which the train is run. Used in this sense in the engineering world, where signal processing (dealing extensively with the impulse train) can be extremely complicated and confusing, and such material is said to thus "run an impulse train" on the student/engineer.

This exam is really going to run an impulse train on me.

by Crusting Beaver November 14, 2010

future welfare mom in training

Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.

Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!

by RTBSTRD November 2, 2013

fail train

when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.

i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!

by Poshua February 2, 2010

The Pain Train

The essence of man, the very definition of a power held only by few men. Pain Trains come in mostly one size, big enough to demand respect, not in fear but in absolute awe and recognition of the character that all men strive to become. Pain Trains, are typically funny in most situations, they can be surprisingly quick their feet as well, this also takes bystanders by surprise. Pain Trains also can be seen as mediators in the stressful situations of others. The strange magical tone on the Pains voice can calm even the most flared state of affairs. The romantic portion of a Pain Trains life is still somewhat of a mystery, one night stands are common, but a very new bit of information has been brought to our attention. The sex life of Pain Trains evidently always are always in college parking lots. The Pain Train is still a mystery, but take note, that if you are in the presence of a Pain Train, befriend him, and never throw him under the bus. The Pain Train is also a good chum to have at your side in a fight, because Pain Trains usually have a massively muscular chest and pack a powerful punch. Lastly, Pain Trains are rare, myself I have only met one, but there are more out there, find your Pain Train or be a Pain Train, but remember you must live up to the lifestyle.

College Kid #1- Man last night i was walking through the parking lot, and i swear i saw The Pain Train running train on a girl!!!
College Kid #2- Wow, no way! Jeese man, that girl probably wont walk for a week!
College Kid #1- Ya, your probably right, I also heard that Pain Trains rawdog that shit!
College Kid #2- Dam dude! Gotta love those Pain Trains though.
College Kid #1- Furrsure man, Ill see ya later i gotta go eat some fish.

by jewh8er45 October 20, 2010

traincore

A traveler that only hops freight trains to get around. Usually has face tattoos. Makes fun of people who travel by other means like "bitch hiking "

That kid thinks hes so traincore but hes actually an oogle

by dabqueen710 June 4, 2016