Tony 

a selfish, alcoholic, drug-addict waste of space and good oxygen loser; a poster child for the use of condoms

That guy is a real Tony!

Tony by lkts August 26, 2008

Tony Romo

The current quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys. Has taken his team to the playoffs 3 times, and won his first playoff game this year against the Phillidelphia Sheagles. Tony Romo is a very good quarterback who threw a career low 9 INT's this season and broke the Cowboys streak of no winning record in December since the late 90's, and no playoff wins in 13 years. Hated by many for no reason or because hes dated incredibly gorgeous women that 90% of the male population would never have a chance with. Also hated by Eagles, Redskins and Giants fans who wish that their team could be as good as the Cowboys.

"Man look at Tony Romo! What a homo. Who would want to date him?"

"Well apparently Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson would."

"Man they're so pretty, I wish I was Tony Romo."

Jim Zorn: Alright, 4-12, there's room to improve. Any suggestions?

Jason Campbell: Man I wish I was Tony Romo. The Cowboys always make the playoffs. We should try and be like them so we can actually win some games sometime.

Jim Zorn: That's a good idea.

Tony Romo by nflforlife56 February 5, 2010

tony 

tony; to discipline ur boss

tony pee'd on ricky to sort the equilibrium out which was sort of unbalanced...

tony by DANZZZAAAAAAAATHEBITCHHHHHHHHH January 15, 2010

Tony surprise 

when a gay man takes a dump on another man after anal sex.

I felt a little backed up when things got hot and heavy and when he pulled out, I gave him a Tony surprise.

Tony surprise by Bethany Little January 15, 2007

Tony 

A man you hates Amanda. Usually a big man, who swears a lot.

Tony: I hate you Amanda.

Tony by niggahwhattt June 29, 2009

Tony 

The Idiot asshole thinks he knows shit about black ops and politics. He once kissed a slut and bragged about it, he also enjoys his weekends having sex with his hooter shirt. He thinks that his friends (not real friends) like him but he is so stupid that they just try to ignore him.

Not Tony 1: Hey Not Tony 2 hows it going?
Not Tony 2: Good
Tony: Hey guys i went 30 and 10 in free for all on Bops. I put it on my file share you should look at it.
Not Tony 2: Tony shut the fuck up none of us even play Bops any more.

Tony by DINOSEXISBETTERTHANYOUTHOUGHT May 30, 2011

Tone

Tone really that sensation that r e s o n a t e s through our ears and strikes our soul in such a way that it creates a numbing sensation to the central nervous system

Yeah, check out that tone!

Tone by Bunny babby April 27, 2011