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Tom Brady

"Wow!Tom Brady is so good!"
"No he isn't,you faggot."
by Anonymous(Justin) October 7, 2009
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Tom

In Vegas, a "Tom" is a poor tipper, commonly known as a "stiff". On the other hand, a good tipper is known as "George".
George
"Here comes a Tom, I'm not going to wait on him."
"Dude, Tom is on his way to play blackjack at my table. I hope he goes broke fast."
by sd_ace November 9, 2012
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TOM

shes a bitch, go talk to her!
ok..... Whats up TOM?
by davyjee September 30, 2010
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Tom

A jerk. A total loser who thinks he knows it all. He'll usually beg for attention by making up a bunch of lies.
Do not trust a Tom. They'll act nice at first, but then they'll turn on you.

Usually have no luck with women, they scare them away with their clinginess and obsessiveness. They'll most likely rush into a relationship with someone they barely know.
"Do you know that Tom?"
"Yeah, he's a freak!"
"You can say that again, I spoke to him once and he said he was in love with me"
by ellbabydoll December 16, 2014
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Tom Brady

A quarterback in the National Football League on the New England Patriots. The most overrated quarterback in NFL History. He's been to 5 superbowls, 3 of which were because of one play (Tuck Rule, Drew Bennett, Lee Evans). Also was the quarterback of the biggest choke job of all time in 2007 (18-1) he is also the sole sole reason why the Patriots even have fans.

He wears Uggz loud and proud. It's a well known fact that he's a dick. He has some of the best stats ever thanks to his deep 5 yard dump passes to his running backs. A true stat padder.

Did I mention he's a fag?
by SpygateReallyHappened January 14, 2013
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Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.
by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011
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tom thumb

1. the title of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.

2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers

3. not a nice thing to call a midget
"Tom is no bigger than his father's thumb, and his adventures include being swallowed by a cow, tangling with giants, and becoming a favourite of King Arthur" (wikipedia)

shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!
by geek.neo January 2, 2011
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