not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.

"You know what, not today turd!"

by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018

Fuck Toad

Fucking Captain Toad's Treasure Tracker.

Captain Fuck Toad's Treasure Tracker is a fucking mistake.

by David Plays July 2, 2018

not today

when you have to do something but bts (or someone/something) gets in the way

me: i have to study
bts: not today

after that, u go to see bts videos or stuff

by jungcock. March 17, 2018

Gargling toad

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

Bisky Toad

A toad found in a dry area resembling the bisque state of clay such as Toadstool National Park in Nebraska.

I found a Bisky Toad and when I picked it up it gave me a Nod.

by Risky Roadz December 6, 2018

Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 13, 2019

blood toad

A word describing any uncanny character sprite in a retro video game, particularly from the Super Mario series.

That character sprite looks so weird and unpolished. What a blood toad.

by Zelefant May 29, 2019