J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

Stand Dancing

Dancing in place without lifting your feet.
Most common in straight white men in their 40's.

Ronnie was pick-pocketed on the N train while he was stand dancing in the aisle.

by GLNO October 20, 2014

put your head out of the stand!

Please start to pay attention to the surrounding around you!

I think you are gonna have to put your head out of the stand!—Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

by jilijili December 19, 2018

there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024

booty stand

The act of make a female do a hand stand and "eating dat booty like groceries".

Dude I totally did a booty stand last night

by RobTheFob5050 March 17, 2016

one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.

Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…

by All city September 19, 2022

won't stand for it

(Usually I): won't allow it (whatever that it may be, and however one defines whatever it is they won't allow).

boy a) I'll borrow money from your parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.

Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on my parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. go get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012