screechy tits

usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding

Way too many screechy tits in the club tonight, lets get out of here!

by FatStab June 3, 2014

the tit touch

When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.

Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.

Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.

by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017

tit stop

A brief "pit stop" at a strip club.

We were going from buddah bar to copper creek and made a tit stop at toppers on the way.

by stell bell January 24, 2010

tit-totter

While tending a fire and a piece of wood won't sit where you want it.

Mike "why do you keep messing with the fire?". Jeff "This log keeps tit-tottering around and its pissing me off!"

by gumps1340 May 17, 2009

slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 1, 2020

Tit Slander

The reduction of a woman's identity based solely on the size of her breasts.

"Jane has great knockers."

"Woah, man. That's just tit slander."

by Hectortheradio August 5, 2018