two-dudes

verb.

When something is going really, really well, then all of a sudden the whole situation gets totally fucked. Literal translation/origin: Girl sends Guy a booty call text message at 2am, but when Guy shows up, there's two dudes just chillin on the couch with Girl. As such, the guy got "two-dudesed."

Similar to cock block or buzzkill.

Can also be used to imply "fucking shit up."

"Two Dudes" may also be used as a noun referring to a person who constantly ruins kickass situations.
(v.) I was mackin on this chick last night and it was going great until her fat friend showed up and totally two-dudesed me!

(v.) That party was totally awesome until the cops showed up and two-dudesed the whole evening.

(v.) If that guy says one more word to me I'm fully going to go two-dudes on him.

(n.) Tommy is such a tool. He's pretty much a two-dudes.
by Jonah Sauce July 16, 2008
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rockin dudes

Only true rockin dudes can rock like dudes.
by Sebastian November 04, 2003
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Dude Cruise

1.An all dude road trip.
2.Driving around with the boys in a minivan
1. How was the cross country road trip bro?
2 It was good, but we couldn't find any chicks to pick up. It was a complete dude cruise!
by scubasteve757 March 30, 2009
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My Dude

When you're too retarded and/or lazy to try to fish someone's name from the depths of your endlessly blank mind to address them properly.
"Get out of my seat, my dude"
Eugene: "Eugene hails to NO ONE! ALLAH ACKBAAAAR"
by MemesNotMorons February 09, 2017
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The Dude Plague

Term used to define the annoying guest on an internet forum who just can't stop typing "Dude, where's my car?' everywhere.
USER: Hi.
USER2: my kitty just died.
USER: awwwww
GUEST: dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
dude, where's my car?
USER. what a spammer.
USER2: the Dude Plague has come again!
by GANGSTA, woot. May 19, 2006
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dude food

I totally fed her my dude food last night
by Mr. Tibet September 20, 2009
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dude ranch

a)When you hit up a house party and all the people there are dues. No chicks present.

b)GTs In London
How was that party on friday? That shit was a damn Dude Ranch
by Funk April 25, 2003
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