Morning-before pancakes

Morning-before pancakes is mostly for a girl too give a guy if she wants to have it she fills the pancakes with Viagra then she gives them too the man before they know it it's already started

Babe, " what are you cooking,"

" nothing just your favourite morning-before pancakes!"

by Yolo22112 June 7, 2014

Early Morning Cannonball

A massive shit that you take upon rising in the morning. Could happen after a night of drinking with the lads or some Mexican food from hell

Bloke 1: “I heard you banged Kate back at her crib last night”
Bloke 2: “Oh indeed, it’s a good thing I left before she saw what I did to her bathroom, left a nice early morning cannonball in there!”

by JordanBelfort350 October 1, 2022

morning wood wizard

Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness

Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.

Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead

by keinenechtennamen September 22, 2017

chalice of the morning bliss

A cup of coffee; Chalice is another word for cup and coffee is something you drink in the morning. Some people like coffee so much they call it a bliss.

Caleb was sitting at the dining table, imbibing from the chalice of the morning bliss.

by animegroupie February 17, 2010

Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022

Morning-after Waffles

When morning-after pancakes just won't do it.

A waffle with a morning after pill slipped into it, usually served to your partner after a night of crazy sex during which you thought your wore a condom until you found your only one, still unused, in your wallet.

Anxious teenage boy: Dammit, I don't think I wore a condom and she doesn't like pancakes!
Anxious teenage boy's besticle: Don't sweat it bro, just make morning-after waffles!

by stephendragon June 12, 2014