**WARNINGS**
-ASS WILL BE SLAPPED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE GROPED
-7TH GRADE MATH TEACHERS WILL LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT
-YOU WILL GET HIGH OFF THE MENTHOL COUGH DROPS...if u try hard enough...
-stay clear of staircases... 10 foot high linoleum splat death... tie shoes
*reminder: you CAN walk over the people on the ground mid-fight...probably got one swing and pussied out anyway..*
welcome to the home of the patriots!
derived from a name that refers those in the 17th century who rejected loyalist agenda and rebelled against British control, there is no fucking way you would've learned and retained that information with Great Valley's curriculum.. you'll learn more meeting GOD off of the drugs provided in any big stall constructed for the sole purpose of passing penjamins and trapping elf bars. but before you're corrupted by hand-me-down fentanyl laced adderall, you move up the ranks of GV, where each year your innocence is slowly stolen and your intelligence is blatantly exploited by administrative trash... if you think that's harsh just wait til you hear about the way the people up top handle things.. little issues, you know, like racism or assault... you'd think a blue ribbon school, voted one of the top 5 in chester county, would take those matters more seriously...but.. BLUE WHITE AND PRIVILEGE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BABYYY. AND "my kid is an honor student at great valley high school" has such a nice ring to it.
-ASS WILL BE SLAPPED, GRABBED, OR OTHERWISE GROPED
-7TH GRADE MATH TEACHERS WILL LOOK DOWN YOUR SHIRT
-YOU WILL GET HIGH OFF THE MENTHOL COUGH DROPS...if u try hard enough...
-stay clear of staircases... 10 foot high linoleum splat death... tie shoes
*reminder: you CAN walk over the people on the ground mid-fight...probably got one swing and pussied out anyway..*
welcome to the home of the patriots!
derived from a name that refers those in the 17th century who rejected loyalist agenda and rebelled against British control, there is no fucking way you would've learned and retained that information with Great Valley's curriculum.. you'll learn more meeting GOD off of the drugs provided in any big stall constructed for the sole purpose of passing penjamins and trapping elf bars. but before you're corrupted by hand-me-down fentanyl laced adderall, you move up the ranks of GV, where each year your innocence is slowly stolen and your intelligence is blatantly exploited by administrative trash... if you think that's harsh just wait til you hear about the way the people up top handle things.. little issues, you know, like racism or assault... you'd think a blue ribbon school, voted one of the top 5 in chester county, would take those matters more seriously...but.. BLUE WHITE AND PRIVILEGE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN BABYYY. AND "my kid is an honor student at great valley high school" has such a nice ring to it.
"i was apart of Great Valley School District and now I'm a teenage mother with aspirations of being the Top Female Trap Queen on the Main Line"
"Great Valley School District robbed me of my childhood and literally lit my house on fire..?!"
"i loved being apart of Great Valley School District! (**i peaked in high-school**)."
"i was apart of Great Valley School District for only 3 years and all i have to show for it is chlamydia and this dumb t-shirt."
"Great Valley School District robbed me of my childhood and literally lit my house on fire..?!"
"i loved being apart of Great Valley School District! (**i peaked in high-school**)."
"i was apart of Great Valley School District for only 3 years and all i have to show for it is chlamydia and this dumb t-shirt."
by boombastia September 07, 2023
this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️
by starbuckslover22 September 12, 2020
SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.
Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....
by BillyBobButtfuck November 15, 2021
A place where special people turn into in breading cowboys/girls. They have no self respect they just act like nothing ever happened and there parents are not cousins
Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird
Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess
Girl 2:really!?! That weird
Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess
by Mvms... Nope....:) February 20, 2023
This is the thick yellowee substance a chick discharges after a creampie . The male must continue to fornicate and churn the creampie to achieve butterscotch delight.
Dude! I churned my creampie in this hoe'z snatch for over an hour made me some akron valley butterscotch surprise for the drive home!
by Oxyplanet October 12, 2021
This is a middle school in Le Claire, IA. As a student at this school, I can confirm they're mostly rich kids. Though they claim not to be wealthy, everyone's dad works for John Deer so... We don't have backpacks because fucking morons feel the need to vape during school hours. Apparently they can't wait for their breath to smell and their teeth to fall out until after school. 40% of people are pretty cool, but the other 60%? Not so much. The best part about this school is the people of colour. They're awesome. The white kids are the worst. Just generally bad ya know? But no matter your race, if you don't come to school with aiRpoDs and atOmIC, you're a loser. These kids think they're humble and shit, but in reality, if they went to a different part of the world, say two cities over, they would see how good they actually have it. 70% of the teachers are troglodytes and can't teach to save their life, but it's ok because what we lack in education, we make up for in aThLetIcS (not really). Eighth grade boys are mostly jocky, try hard, sexist, bullying, lazy, stupid, passive agressive, boring, wannabe badasses who couldn't be bothered to so much as look at a book. Eighth grade girls are bitchy, dramatic, inconsiderate, arrogant, HYPOCRITICAL, selfish, superficial, manipulative, immoral and closed minded monkeys. Though there are some amazing people at this school, it's clear that it's mostly just annoying, racist, puberty struck tweens with no sense of self or empathy.
friend: where do you go to school?
you: pleasant valley junior high.
friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.
you: pleasant valley junior high.
friend: I think I hear my mom calling, gotta go.
by noraleigh18 March 07, 2019
by truthtimer February 22, 2009