Keefian slip

To point out something already obvious in conversation; often the result of missing sarcasm or having nothing to say.
Name comes from "kief", another word for cannabis crystals, thus roughly translating to 'a mistake made when high'.

(Math nerd): "Dude, I'm going to absolutely flunk this exam. 0% for sure.
(Friend): "Wait, what? But aren't you amazing at math?"
(Math nerd): "Yeah... that was the joke. Keefian slip?"

by mystdeoxys June 13, 2024

Zuckerbergian Slip

A typo where algorithmic prediction text corrects to subconscious thought

Juan: I put “prefer not to answer” on applications

Joe: I answer because I’m who’re
Joe: White
Joe: Wow
Joe: Steve really just made me type whore

Ah, the ol Zuckerbergian slip.

by s13coupe February 9, 2022

hillbilly slip 'n slide

When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.

Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"

Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"

by Mr. Bigg Dawg June 5, 2018

Slipping on Crayons

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008

Flitzwickian Slip

Similar to a Freudian Slip, except the word or phrase that is spoken is seemingly completely random and the speaker wasn't thinking about it at all

Guy 1: "Did I say paper duck? Sorry haha, Freudian slip. I meant crane. She made a paper crane."
Guy 2: "Why were you subconsciously thinking of ducks?"
Guy 1: "I really don't think I was."
Guy 2: "Then it can't have been a Freudian slip. Let's call it a Flitzwickian slip."

by BladeMaster001 June 9, 2023

Slip in the shower

A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.

“You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”

by I have die January 25, 2020

East-Side Slip n' Slide

When you lay out a tarp, cover it in baby oil and/or lube, and have her lay at the other end with her legs spread out. You then make the East-Side gang sign with your hand and slide along the tarp until you insert your first two fingers in her pussy, and then your pinky into her asshole.

Yesterday we tried the East-Side Slip n' Slide but I missed and ended up with road burn on my pecker.

by A Cuban Pastrie May 27, 2016