The Jersey Puff

When a Jersey Guido feels intimidated by another man. He puffs up his body spreading his arms wide to appear bigger than he is. Much like a blow fish. This usually occurs after he has been drinking and his girl has the wandering eye.

Man! did you see the that Skinny guy do the jersey puff when his girl was eyeballing me?

by Jpants34 November 21, 2011

puff slink

when you use the restroom and smoke at the same time

Jerry where u going? Im going to do a Puff Slink ill be back in a sec.

by smoke247 June 21, 2011

cooch puff

A very fat vagina.

Sammi: You look like you have a dick in those shorts.

Paige: No thats just my cooch puff.

by luna brown November 22, 2011

puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 4, 2011

Puff's on trays

Snowboarders. Those annoying people who scream down pistes at about 100MPH out of control and not caring who they cut up and crash into.

Mike: Yo, did you see that puff on a tray scream past us and crash into that woman?
Dave: Yeah, what an idiot! I hate Puff's on trays.

by Joker990 September 9, 2011

jiggly niggly puff

A fat man of color

“Terence looks like a jiggly niggly puff tonight”

by South Eye Joe February 26, 2023

Out of puff

Mostly Aussie means that you're out of energy.

"Can I have a break from walking for a second, I'm out of puff mate."
"Nah, stop being lazy."

by icantbestuffedtomakeauser March 3, 2023