Pumm puff

When you fuck a girl and she farts out the front bum

It's a natural occurring thing when you have BDS (big dick syndrome)

as soon as you as hear that sound withdraw and tell her you left some beans on the hob cooking

grab your trainers ASAP and leave your socks every man for himself at this point
Tramp you just pumm puffed
by River don July 21, 2018
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Puff Johnson

To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.
After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.
by espolax February 04, 2010
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Puff Fluff

When a woman gives a man a hand job while eating a bag of cheese puffs and then she sucks all the cheese dust off of his penis.
I was watching NetFlix with my girlfriend when she puff fluffed me. Her kisses tasted like dick cheese the rest of the night.
by Casu-Al September 26, 2019
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Air Puff

A closed mouth, varied puff of air involuntarily released as the result of stifling a belly laugh. A reverse snort.
Becky: Uugh, Greg was being hilarious during my super important Zoom call.

Tricia: OMG!!

Becky: I know!! My stomach hurts from holding in my laughs. It was a non-stop barrage of air puffs. SO embarrassing.
by RackHansen June 29, 2022
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Huff and Puff

"Huffing and puffing" refers to smoking a metric fuckton a weed and eating cheese-puffs before passing out.
"Well," said the wolf, "then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll fall asleep on the couch.
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"What do you mean you had a Huff and Puff night ?"

"I don't really remember, all I know is that I smoked like an oil-rig chimney and that in the morning my fingers were greasy as shit"

"Got any plans for tonight ?"
by Raúl "Dirty" Sanchez August 19, 2018
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