Hairy Custard

The act of spunking over your partners hair like a faulty can of silly string

Sorry about that hairy custard last night... was fuuny but

by JOJI$$ August 9, 2021

Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.

Trim your hairy asphalt.

by Hairyanus August 10, 2015

Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew

A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

by A man who likes Red Panda's November 14, 2021

Hairy Mongrel

When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.

That guy has a hairy mongrel.

by Now What October 17, 2019

hairy nipple

a veryy very hairy spot on your body :)

girl: WOAH his nipple is so hairy!
girl 2: Ikr i love it!
girl: hairy nipple all the wayyy

by johnnyester February 19, 2019

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker

Hairy Autistic Wog stalker term is frequently used to bring home the bacon and pretending that everybody knows his business in meaning trying to undress little girls with his eyes and taunting older women by singing love songs such as ''Sharing the night together '' By Dr hook and using the bacon to lure in the older mammoth that drives his sexual desires crazy this particular person loves to watch a good old scratch in the back of the neck of a TOP OF THE LINE SEXY BITCH Whilst punching his best friend in the face and masturbating in his face.

Older women : OMG my sexy man has gone to jail what will ;ife be without him im left here with this curly wand with scabies on his chest oh man i am even tempted to try voldemorts son over there cursing the wall an picking on the innocent girl

Younger Girl : When is Hairy Autistic Wog Stalker getting back the Stupid Son of the devil never arked up this much until he was gone damn must i be the only one to find something wrong with this picture or be the only person with morals to know it is truly wrong to love men in so many colors and sizes geezer this is something that is deffs called a puchero .

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

hairy ghost

Some bullshit Taylor and Matt made up so you would look it up on urban dictionary expecting to read about some nasty pubic hair type thing, only to find we just wanted to say you're awesome and rage on.

You guys remember that one time Nectar dropped that one song, and it was like MRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW MWAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

I went fucking hairy ghost during that shit!

by swaggatee October 15, 2017