Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.

Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!

by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 05, 2022

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time goblin

he gobbles time

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.

by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 07, 2018

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Line Goblin

A creature of unknown origin that demands those who step even a microcosm out of line to go to the back, there is no arguing with the line goblin for the line goblin is on the side of the people and everyone agrees with them

Filthy line goblin told me to go to the "back of the line pal!"

by Tantal July 26, 2022

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