Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022

Jap Fap

An asian handjob; a handjob given by those pertaining to the Asian ethnicity.

Asian handjob pertaining ethnicity

Hey man I just received the best Jap Fap of my life

by Lolinight101 February 8, 2020

not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

chicken fap

A repetitive movement of an elbow on a penis until ejaculation. Resembles the dance move.

Will u give me a chicken fap.

by The Angry Wiener October 30, 2017

Fap Rap

Pornstars that write rap songs that solely contain sexually explicit content.

Riley Reeds fap rap is fire af

by Allamerican July 12, 2017

Fap star

One who can't stop choking the chicken, no matter what or where this person is they always find a way to diddle himself

Jonny is such a fap star, he's always finds a way to jerk his shit

by anonymous May 15, 2025

panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021