Anus Burn

The act of accidental thrusting of the backside booty of somebody, usually happens in the act of moving, or trying to escape something or someone. Can only happen between two men.

amanda: "WTF. Did you see that? Jonathon just grinded on Josue when i tried to hit him."
Joey: "haha. ...anus burn"

by manduhmanduh October 11, 2008

weed anus

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole

Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus

by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016

Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter

I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.

by Bob sagets muffbrow August 8, 2022

Anu

Anu is a mongolian name that is very similar to the word anus

P1:Hey Anu how are you
P2:good !

by Raisin_uzem November 22, 2021

anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 27, 2024

anus blaster

When your fart Jakes the AC130 chain gun from modern warfare remastered

Damn dude did you make the anus blaster

Yea I did

by Delta54 June 22, 2019

Anus Theif

A person who steals other people's anuses

Anus theif: I'm so jealous of your anus I'm going to fuck your anus so hard that it comes off and I can take it!

Fat anus haver: please dont steal it I'll do anything!!

by Thevaginafartpoo July 31, 2021