Shark Tard

Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.

"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!

"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!

by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011

tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.

What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.

by retodded retodd December 1, 2010

Tard Botch

Retarded Bitch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!

by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008

rum tard

Low level dirt butt. Usually thinks they are a gangster or drug dealer. But only drugs they have Is from carpet farming their friends house. A rumtard will steal your shit and help u look for after he gets done humping your girlfriend.

Someone stole my phone battery I bet it was that rum Tard Scott.

by caveDonkey November 19, 2016

/e/tard

One who uses internet explorer

Bob: Dude, my internet speed is so slow and buggy.
John: That's because you're an /e/tard, bro.

by Dark Macek October 29, 2011

tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

Low-Tard

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...

Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....

by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011