beaver tail

When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.

I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.

by huckleberry_finsta July 25, 2023

D-tails

Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".

Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

D-tails

Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".

I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

A Ross Thomas Tail

An over exaggerated story that far from factual.

A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like this ‘The grass was pink that day back in 1916’

by Jay rae June 24, 2020

ring tailed rannygazzoo

A trouble maker

“Here comes Snake Larsonn ! He’s the rootinest shootinest ring tailed rannygazzoo !”

by Ranny Gazzoo September 27, 2020

Tail

An attractive woman that may or may not have sex with you.

Jerry has been hitting up all the bars. He is definitely out looking for some tail tonight.

by phillesh June 9, 2023

pissy-tailed

Someone young and inexperienced, usually with a know-it-all attitude; also an extremely drunken state.

That little pissy-tailed bastard tried to tell Chef he was cooking pork incorrectly.

Girl, I got so pissy-tailed drunk I couldn't even talk.

by hankakaestelle July 25, 2023