Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018

It's all potato

a phrase that means "it's all good" or "It's all fine". Things are pretty good right now.

"How're things at home?"
"It's all potato."

by blahhhster June 18, 2017

Bra-Potato

A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)

Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.

by Potato CPYT January 20, 2018

potato music

Potato Music is any music that’s quality isn’t studio professional. This can include music ranging from songs recorded on your phone, to songs recorded in a mediocre home studio that’s just a few tweaks away from being perfect.

Have you ever heard any of XXXtentacion’s early songs? It’s potato music.

Pistanthrophobia is potato music.

by RickRated June 11, 2018

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

potato bro

Typically a bro that is a potato. Can be used as a nickname or a friendly way of calling your bro a potato. Also when an ethan happens to be named potato bro, it’s when he’s lazy, fat, and idiotic. 😄

Potato bro, how’s your day been?

by hdlmfg June 19, 2021

potato room

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.

Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.

by fufupop December 5, 2012