hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

hit the bullseye

When you think someone is gay and then your suspicions get confirmed

I saw this girl and my gaydar pinged. Then i started speaking to her and said she had a girlfriend, I hit the bullseye

by Too cool and too gay July 7, 2018

hit the bee

verb. to smoke some weed

nat- what did you do last night beezy?
nicki- dude i fuckin hit the bee.

by Moonstalker May 24, 2006

hit me

Literally what it says. "Hit me." If you say that to me I'll hit you in the forearm with a quick jab.

"Hit me."
*Punches him in the arm.*
"Ouch! What you do that for?!"

by deezynardz April 23, 2023

Hitting the bag

Snorting cocaine.

I was up all night hitting the bag

by King_Will February 13, 2021