Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024

Loot Goblin

A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.

“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”

by Troll200 August 17, 2023

Little flying goblin

When the anal tissue is stretched to wing-like proportions due to excessive anal intercourse

Is that a sugar glider?

Nah, that's just Stein being a little flying goblin

by Goblin King 69 August 12, 2022

hogs goblin

Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.

E.g. "Working at KFC is the hogs goblin"

by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015

mog goblin

A person who can’t stop mogging no matter how much you try and get them to stop.

“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for 2 seconds. Your being a mog goblin!”

by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024

hopscotch goblin

a term bisexuals use against other problematic bi people

"person1" I hate lesbians'

'person2' girl you are a hopscotch goblin, always jumping from pussy dick dick pussy dick when even tho you lookin that . pick a side bitch your literally a f@g

by skreksdumpster_jck March 10, 2021

Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022