daveed

a derogatory term to express frustration over something

instead of saying "screw that shit" you could say "daveed that shit"

Jake: Yo we have an organic chemistry test next period
John: daveed that shit bro I haven't studied yet

by calculators4Life February 25, 2024

Dave

The most sexy beast

“Where is Dave that sexy beast?”

by Cookies and creeem June 2, 2022

Stripey Dave

A large weird IT guy who has a penchant for large stripey designer shirts. Abnormally cheery and has a food fixation.

New Member of Staff: Who's that big chick in a Mu-Mu?

Experienced Member of Staff: What do you mean 'chick'? That's 'Stripey Dave' from IT, he has a penchant for large Mu-Mu like designer shirts...

by AnonSD November 10, 2010

Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

The Dave Principle

Society has to move at the speed of the slowest person, ie it only takes one idiot to ruin something good for everyone else.

The Dave Principle states that 1 person ruins it for everyone. "We used to be able to drive as fast as we wanted, and then Dave had to drive faster than he could handle and killed a bunch of people. Now we have speed limits. THANKS DAVE!" -

by DarkAlman March 15, 2021

Dave Perry

A sassy but classy, larger than life, sexy boy.

Omg that guy is defo a Dave Perry

by fabgalyo January 10, 2022

Hunter/Dave

Big old lefty that enjoys eating a bag ole bag of dicks.
Usually because he has no argument and needs something in his mouth to keep him occupied.

I love being right even though I'm left.
Because im Hunter/Dave

by The left sucks May 17, 2018