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American Autism

A harmful mental illness that is spread by Americans, which encourages other Americans and as well as non Americans to force retarded American ideals/ways of behaving onto others
"Don't mind Jay, he has American Autism."
by Pussysmasher 9000 January 15, 2021
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american macaron

A vagina in yoga pants, especially colorful yoga pants. A reference to the colorful french cookie that looks very similar.
I went to yoga in the park, but showed up late. It was beautiful seeing all those American macarons saluting the sky.
by faireOwl April 23, 2015
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American Pick

Verb - stealing, especially taking things that might not be noticed or missed.

Noun - Theft
X - "Where did you find that rotary phone?"

Y - "I american picked it from storage in the office basement when I was working there."
by chevybabbs March 8, 2011
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the american cockrocket

A group of five or more american males fucking each other from behind until all the males are involved, thus creating a circle of enjoyment where every 15 seconds, each male takes turns groaning and cumming in their partners asshole.
The group of males had to take part in the American cockrocket in order to get into the sewing club.
by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018
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American Crydol

Someone who crys passionately when their "idol" doesn't win.
Man, Simon was talking smack to Clay last night and Jenny went all American Crydol on me.
by the_end June 19, 2007
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american reload

American reload is where you take out your dick and someone else puts there dick in the person in under 3 seconds
Hey do you want to do an American reload?
by Cringys November 10, 2021
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American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy
I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it
by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019
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