Crash Test Dummy

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance

A look there goes that Crash test dummy

by ac March 14, 2004

Playmate Tessi

A narcissist Neo-Nazi known for her gestapo of simps, making fun of cancer patients, claiming "all Jews need to be gassed", claiming she is "so gorgeous and beautiful", and when asked why she did/said anything she did, she replies with, "I was just being famous"

me: watching Playmate Tessi's interview on Dr, Phil made me lose most of my braincells
Simps: Don't talk bad about her you fiend!

by Cumdog with mustard April 27, 2021

Tessence

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.

Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.

by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006

Tesslyn

Tesslyn is a name given to a child-woman of ethereal presence. She is a fallen angel with silken, golden hair and beautiful blue eyes. She is a darling, very considerate of other peoples feelings and she has the most contagious laugh in the universe. Everyone wishes they could be a Tesslyn!

Oh, thank you! You're a real Tesslyn!

by salander February 5, 2010

Literacy Test

it's a test in ontario that grade 10 students are forced to take and pass, if you don't pass you are forced to take it again until you pass or are forced to take a class against your will that will "help" you pass. Because if you do not pass in the future years of high school, you will fail high school..... it's also a shit load of ass because they say it's really hard and a lot of people fail... but it's extremely easy...too easy...

Before: "Ah CRAP!! the literacy test is today!! it's going to be hard!!"

After: "That was the easiest test ever...i didnt even need to study...."

by Nightwalker0 April 2, 2009

Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

oral sex test

an informal test where members of some clics or sorotities ask a perspective new member a lot of questions about sex to see if she knows enough to join.

did you pass your oral sex test?

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009