Turf Tan

Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.

1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?

All i can see is his turf tan

2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?

3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!

by TurfTanner October 1, 2011

snow tanned

The pale skin of those who live in northern states during the winter months.

Dude, I went to Florida over spring break and I was so snow tanned compared to everyone there!

by John Smith01 March 8, 2014

Tan

A British slang word, typically used in Scotland, that means to steal something.

Friend 1: I'm gonna tan that pack of butteries...
Friend 2: Naw you won't! It's illegal!
Friend 1: Aye I would actually, and I don't care.

by Ryzer2904 November 23, 2018

tan hotdog

A term for a tan persons dick.

Oh My GOD, Jeffery has such a huge tan hotdog!

by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014

testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).

by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021

texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.

I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan

by Proud Texan June 22, 2018

Athena Tan

Eats Pets

Yo, you hear about that new chick Athena Tan?

Nah, why?

She ate Connors dog man...

by MF_ZIGGY November 20, 2023