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Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.
by Sweats11537 August 22, 2023
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Taint

Adjective used to describe excessive bitterness or sweetness of an alcoholic beverage.
This Vodka Lemonade is really quite taint!
by AT256 October 19, 2019
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Taint-angle

The widely-varying geometric angle measured between a woman's vaginal opening and anus that effectively determines their perineum.
Damn, them girls in Asia have a big taint-angle; you can see their buttholes standing up!
by Duke3478 November 4, 2020
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Taint Gurgler

Have you seen that guy on ninja warrior with purple shorts? He’s totally a taint gurgler.
by Mommasboiii January 17, 2021
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Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
by MS.M-R February 4, 2021
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horse taint

the person of which whom you are sometimes also referred to as a BIRD
"that guy is being a total bird", "No!, a horse taint"
by Pissingonbabyturtles February 18, 2021
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Taint Rot

The rotting of one's taint caused by diabetes medicine.
That new medicine the dr put me on for diabetes helped but now I got some serious taint rot.
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