Taint Scrape

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole

Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.

by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

Yak taint

The crappy influence of an ex-spouse/partner on your kids.

My daughter’s attitude was fine when she went to her Dad’s for winter break, but she came back with full-on yak taint.

by seemslikeit March 7, 2022

taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.

Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage

by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023

Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.

She has some tainted jugs.

or

♫ Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away ♪

by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction

Man she touched me on the taint stick

by the wonderer of the internet April 22, 2016

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Tainted Status

When you make a genuinely funny Facebook status and someone corrects a small grammatical error you made and then that's all people notice.

Status: Who makes the sandwich if your in a gay relationship?

Comment: *you're

Comment after that: wow nice grammar lol

Response to comment: that is now a tainted status

by original name May 29, 2012