cam ham

cam ham: Usually a cheap bitch who sits on camera all day in chat rooms who likes to thrust her titties & ass in the camera to attract men, women, donkeys etc. She is basically a fat pig whore bitch who think she's God's gift to humanity who will use ANY means to bring attention to herself.

Sweetie-pop_777 is a real cam ham. She sits on camera on tinychat all day making an utter whore out of herself.

by ladyrobyn68 December 10, 2013

canned ham

To be overly drunk, beyond black out; and have no way of coming back any time soon.

"Dude, I was so canned hammed after 18 beers last night at the bar, it was ridiculous."

by Palmer Holland February 23, 2009

Vagina Ham

Discovered the fateful morning of February 8th, by Kurtis Schwartzentruber. The vagina ham is the first documented slab of Ham discovered to have a formation disturbingly familiar to the vagina. The ham is entirely real and was originally going to be sold on E-bay but the hams owner devoured the ham, including the vagina.

Picture to be included upon publishing. Trust me it's amazing.

Holy shit, that ham has a vagina. It must be a vagina ham.

by Kurtis Schwartzentruber September 14, 2008

ham hocks

The flabby, jiggly skin hanging from a woman's upper arms. They resemble the legs of a pig; which the ham hock, a cut of meet, is taken from.

I need to go to the gym so I can work on my ham hocks.

by Sika July 29, 2009

go ham

v. to literally go ham, as in the lunch meat. Can also be equivalent to going H.A.M., however both can be related to a club. Or to choose ham over another meat or vegetarian option.

'Did you see that episode of Invader Zim where he and Dib went ham?'
'Actually, they went bologna'

'Man you were crazy out there.'
'Yeah, when somebody antagonizes me I always go ham.'

'And what will you be having?'
'I'm gonna go ham.'

by somebitchnameddeltrice November 18, 2011

ham shandy

An enjoyable experience for all those involved.

I had to cut my web surfing short because...

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

man-ham

a guy or girl with an over-sized penis that is odd shaped.

guy 1:hey dude that isnt right
girl1:what u dont like it?
guy 1:NO y would i like a girl with a penis especiallay with MAN -HAM
girl1:didnt i tell u i had a susprise in stored

by tiffany February 18, 2005