Shit on a stick

Feeling extremely rough, tired, ill or hungover. Basically not feeling good in ones self.

"I feel like shit on a stick today!!"

by Dizzydan1980 January 28, 2015

dead man on a stick

what the crucifix means to non-christians.

mommy, why do those people have a dead man on a stick for a necklace?

by hannibal lickter April 3, 2009

Lip Stick

On large car rims it is the portion of the inside of the wheel that is painted usually to match the cars paint job.

T: yo.. check out that green 64'

V: ahhh tight, its even gots da lip stick on the rims!!

by T.J. Dubz May 29, 2008

Ugly Stick

A stick used by Doctors to beat newborn babies about the face with so that they are not beautiful.

Nurse: Here is the Ugly Stick Doc. This one is poor white trash, 5 whacks should do it.
Doctor: The next on is from the projects, right? Okay, find the heavy duty model, we will need it.

by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

TAKE A SWEET SUCK ON THE SOUR SIDE OF MY FUCK STICK

A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.

by weave July 12, 2003

Stick up your ass

When someone simply will not budge or admit wrongdoing, despite knowing very well that they're wrong and that fact being plain obvious. When someone is being extremely stubborn for no reason, especially for something relatively minor, they have a stick up their ass.

Dave: Son I want you to go pick three dandelions and bring them back to me, I can't because my back hurts.

Son: No dad, I don't want to.

Dave: oh come on you can't just do it, it's three flowers son.

Son: No, I don't feel like it, do it yourself

Dave: Son, why do you have a stick up your ass? It's such an easy and simple task that you'd already be done with if you didn't argue with me.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

sex stick

noun; the male organ of the reproductive system that is inserted into the sex hole of a woman

I forked that ho with my sex stick all night long.

by "Danger" Mittnacht April 24, 2006