by noahnecksbiggestfan738 December 15, 2022
by The Cliff Banger October 08, 2021
Breach: Thanks for the help in that last fight..
Jett: I had to change my position!
Breach: Don't lie, I could see your scoot stain while you ran.
Jett: I had to change my position!
Breach: Don't lie, I could see your scoot stain while you ran.
by PlatKnight16 November 27, 2022
A sexual transaction for 13 dollars or less and a cheap cigarette from a very gross meth head usually performed behind a fast food establishment or under a bridge. Pretty much anywhere sketchy. This is a shameful choice and you will not share this experience with your compadres. Bring 3 ply. You’ll need it.
I got the ol meth stain fatback in a very place in my life. I will never forget it. I can’t..it’s burned it I my brain forever. No ones knows though
by KFCnBJS May 23, 2020
person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
by FazMatt09 November 08, 2018
Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 06, 2021