post-nut spoon

Self descriptive.

I rammed her hard then had me a post-nut spoon.
That fucking bitch wouldn't gimme a post-nut spoon.
We were in the midst of a post-nut spoon and my dick got stuck to her ass cheeks.
I hate the post-nut spoon, I just want to go home when I'm done.

by Meeting of the Marks June 18, 2009

Wet Poon Spoon

Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.

"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"

by John Woo Tang April 09, 2007

peanut butter spoon

When you or your partner have shit there pants and then go to sleep in the spooning orientation

Q:"Hay, did you and sandra peanut butter spoon last night?"
A:"ya man, it sure was smelling rancid that morning!"

by Imthem4n January 08, 2022

fartin in da spoon

It is when you are with someone in bed, (spooned together) and one farts.

yo, I could't believe just because she ate chilli she was all fartin in da spoon.

by G-dubba-U August 18, 2006

spoon feed the dragon

another name for beatin off

yo bro you check out those pics of jessica beil with the safe search off.. oh yeah i spoon feed the dragon to that shit all night.

by DeLarsh January 08, 2009

slave-ship spooning

The same sleeping position as spooning except you have additional pairs of feet in your crotch from the other row of people positioned just below you. Same as on a slave ship.

Used to describe any horribly crowded and uncomfortable sleeping position.

Friend 1:"I'm thinking we can all save $100 a person on this trip if we just share 1 room when we crash for the night"

Friend 2:"Dude, no way am I packing slave-ship spooning style just to save a few bucks. Get 2 rooms..."

Friend 2:"...Good call"

by rebothed October 06, 2011

Drop the spoon

When you're at a fancy restaurant and your partner drops the spoon to signal it's time for dessert under the table.

- I mean he drop the spoon on me, what could I do?

_ That's soo 90'ies! My BF simply told me to get down to it.

by Mr. Cocksson November 30, 2020