Sperm Chips

The act of ejaculating on your partner's back in a below freezing temperature environment. Whereupon the frozen semen is peeled off and fed to same partner.

"The wife and I are going ice fishing this weekend."
"Are you sure? It get's cold out there."
"Of course, mid-January is sperm chips season!"

by Oh God, why? June 17, 2012

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sperm-sealed

When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.

Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.

by woodsy-likes-wood April 19, 2014

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When two or more homosexual men engage in sexual stimulation with the intention of excreting sperm solely for the purpose of sending the sperm straight to it's death as a defiant action toward the accepted breeding culture that is predominant in society.

After leaving the discotheque, Adam and Steve were so thrilled with the freedoms that being childless allowed, they celebrated at home with their own private spermacaust.

by bryeinabox July 24, 2014

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sperm-poop

The result of sperm being contained in a human anus and retrieving far to quickly, resulting in an explosive blow containing a stew composed of excrements and seamen.

Finished up... went to the bathroom.. I came back and she said we had a problem... sperm-poop!

by snarf dragon September 20, 2014

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