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Sleep-perving

Like sleep-walking but more gropey, usually when the sleep-perver pretends to be asleep so they can be near to grope you.
Did you see Tommy last night? He was totally sleep-perving on her!
by Cordelia Carp-fest June 24, 2010
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Sleeping Cashman

Similar to the original meaning of being a "Cashman," however the Sleeping Cashman is when one Vomits on ones genitals and the surrounding vicinity for amusement whilst asleep in bed.
Did you see that aussie prick passed out last night?

Yeah bro, I saw. He pulled a sleeping Cashman!
by Meandawg27 April 6, 2011
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morphine sleep

A state where the body takes in too much morphine and shuts down while the person is receiving it is drifting in and out of consciousness. This happens when a soldier is severely wounded to the point of shock.
Anderson just went into morphine sleep he's going to be fine.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017
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cry to sleep

1) literally to cry until you fall asleep

2) to show that someone is really upset about something (usually in a sarcastic way)
1) - my crush just dumped me 😭😭
- so watcha gonna do now? cry to sleep?

2) - Damn, for real this dude is crying himself to sleep over those bad comments!
by wineaficionado December 13, 2021
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Sleep Paralysis

A state of sleep between REM and being conscious. It feels similar to epileptic seizures (because I have had epileptic seizures AND sleep paralysis). Some people hallucinate, seeing monsters who are called "Sleep paralysis demons" and often depicted at the foot of your bed or sitting on your chest. Please note that not EVERYONE witnesses 'demons.' During Sleep Paralysis, you are fully conscious and can think clearly, but find EXTREME DIFFICULTY in breathing (even though your real body is still breathing) and you are paralyzed (you can't move any muscles). Sometimes, you may see yourself from a 3rd person's POV, and different individuals may experience the sensations of falling, being dragged off of the bed, or a heavy weight on their chest. During this time, your body is tensed up and your eyes are wide open, from a viewer witnessing the event. Normally, when a person wakes up after having sleep paralysis, it is a very memorable incident, unlike a dream. Treat sleep paralysis as a scary lucid dream. Sleep paralysis can occur as one is falling asleep OR as one is waking up. If a witness sees your body shaking violently during sleep paralysis, you may have had an epileptic seizure. Other than that, sleep paralysis is relatively harmless but can be scary for even someone who has had it multiple times. Personally, I think it's a load of BS when people say that laying on your back makes it more likely to have sleep paralysis.
James: "Dude, I had sleep paralysis last night."
John: "I was seriously worried when your body stiffened and you wouldn't answer me."
by SLAAAAAAYER April 3, 2023
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Sleeping laurd

When you and you friend agree to pull an all nighter and they fall asleep
Olivias being a sleeping laurd
by Deadxroses May 30, 2016
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drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.
While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.
by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018
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