Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

Siringlish

Bad grammar produced from cell phone when you try to use voice-to-text functions.

"Siri, tell Jim, 'I am almost there' "
Siri, "Ok, I'll tell Jim, 'Pie at most hair' "
Siringlish

by NexxusVandel February 12, 2013

Stinger

A top bloke with tons of swag, really popular and gets tons of pussy.
Looking good, with your best clothes.

He's such a stinger
That's Stingin mate

by JJGN December 13, 2013

Sifting Through The Trash

A website which combs through each piece of rancid trash on the internet in hopes of finding some treasure and then authors a well-researched article about it. Also known as dumpster-diving. The site tagline is "Doing the Dirty Work So You Don't Have To..."

When She Wants Revenge broke up: I went to all of the usual websites but the only one that had an actual story about it was Sifting Through The Trash

by cleeti March 25, 2014

Stinging Rimmy

A burning asshole after chucking a grog bog

Sarah got really plastered last night and woke up needing to chuck a groggy and was left with a stinging rimmy

by Partypartyparty May 12, 2014

Stinger

The patch of hair on the chin under the lip. It can vary in size and not to be mistaken for a goatee. Widely assumed to help stimulate additional pleasure during foreplay for females, has yet to be proven as fact.

"Hey man, what do you call that little patch of hair on your chin, is that a goatee?"
"Naw man, It's my stinger"

by Cridpiece September 24, 2014

Stinging Fuck

To use hand sanitizer as a lubricant to fuck. During sex, the girl's punanny will sting, along with your penis, hence the name.

Brad: Dude last night I stinging fucked Jen
Chris: Dude wtf... shit burns.

by ChrisAli96 July 12, 2015