Reverse Cupid Shuffle

When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse

"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."

by Teufort2 April 2, 2022

Gringo Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.

by goldengrey1776 March 9, 2023

Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021

Narukami Shuffle

The act of moving your body or the protagonist of Persona 4 in the four cardinal directions to the lyrics of the song “Heartbeat, Heartbreak” from the games soundtrack

John: “Hey Phil look, I’m doing the Narukami Shuffle”
Phil: “Yeah and you look like a fucking nerd doing it”

by Hypix December 3, 2025

Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.

Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.

by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013

Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks

Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.

by BtownBubba November 24, 2020

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019