Checking for Shitters 

Based off the phrase “checking for chiggers”, this act is done when one’s ass gapes so wide that they swallow toilets, and have to check their anus for a porcelain throne.

I walked in the bathroom and the toilet was missing. I then found Robbie outside checking for shitters.

Checking for Shitters by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024

The Couch Shitters 

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap

John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

The Couch Shitters by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024

Pon mi sitter 

Term used to describe the beta male attitude of not using their free time optimally.

You’re a pon mi sitter

Pon mi sitter by Mr hugh jass June 16, 2024

Nanny-cam sitter 

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.

Person#1:Lana is babysitting rn
Person#2: but she's such a nanny-cam sitter
Person #1: ikr

Nanny-cam sitter by Zachibald July 21, 2024