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on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
mugGet the on the clock shitmug.

fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?
by Vebb May 20, 2016
mugGet the fixing shitmug.

Wakanda shit is this?

A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”

Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.
Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*
by T’Challa luvs Wakanda March 14, 2018
mugGet the Wakanda shit is this?mug.

Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.
Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!
by Franchino May 24, 2017
mugGet the Shit and Tellmug.

clean shit

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase
by howard1976 June 5, 2014
mugGet the clean shitmug.

Shit Head

An absolute asshat that you can't deal with. A fuckin pain. A real fuck face. The worst asshole mc piss pants you can imagine.
Jaron Lawrence was being a real shit head to Troy Harwell over PlayStation 4™️ just because he plays games more than him and gets mad when Troy Harwell messes around a tiny bit and fucks him in the ass making him the biggest shit head around
by TroyRex1066 February 21, 2019
mugGet the Shit Headmug.

real shit

A piece of news or factual information that is not only considered 100% correct, but also societally relevant. Sometimes in memes, for ironic effect, the relevance scale for something considered to be "real shit" is reversed. Opposite of bullshit.
Person 1: Hey yo, Shrek 5 is bein' released in 2019
Person 2: Man, that's some real shit.
by W0k3 April 25, 2017
mugGet the real shitmug.

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