Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.

Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”

by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020

...bangtan’s cat

...bangtan’s cat is a creepy but cute cat that hates kpop tiktoker rocket with a passion causing rocket to bully him

...bangtan: MY CATS NOT CREEPY

rocket: YES HE IS LOOK AT THE WAY HE’S STARING AT ME

...bangtan’s cat: *tries to kill rocket*

by Rockodabadbitch January 4, 2021

Schrödinger's Cat's in the Bag

Referring to a secret/rumor you're not sure has gotten around

Person X: Has the secret/rumour gotten around yet?
Person Y: Dunno, Schrödinger's Cat's in the bag
Person X/Y once rumour has gotten around: Guess Schrödinger's Cat is out the bag now

by The Daft Knee February 7, 2022

Jaide’s cat

Dead.

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”

by TheMoistPengu February 27, 2022

Schrödinger's Cat

Schrödinger's Cat is thought experiment that shows something called superposition, with a box, a cat, some poison (or radiation, or bomb, or whatever, it is just supposed to kill the cat), and a object that could read a particle's spin. Erwin Schrödinger thought that if you put a cat in a box with something that could harm them, and you can't see inside the box, the cat is both dead and alive all at the same time.

Will you PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT Schrödinger's Cat, BILLY?

by Owlss June 12, 2022

Schrödinger's Cat

A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.

The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.

I woke up.

A big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head in my dreams last night. I was terrified.

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022

Nytyx's Cat

If Nytyx_Osu! and Nymphel were placed into different boxes with one of the boxes containing the means of causing lethal harm then once one of them died and the other emerged from the other box, the one that died would also emerge. This shows that Nytyx_osu! and Nymphel are quantumly bound in a state of perpetual superposition with their being an inability for the universe to comprehend that they are not the same person.

Nytyx's Cat is actually so complicated that even though I tried to explain it in the simpliest terms I could, I made no sense. Nymphel and Nytyx_osu! are just too intertwined

by Boomchedders June 13, 2023