Mustard Salad

Wtf is a mustard salad

“Wth is a Mustard Salad”

by Abztrqct August 24, 2022

Bum Salad

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

sinister salad

another term for the devil’s lettuce aka maryjoanna aka marujeewana primarily used in a country accent.

I saw them sellin’ them sinister salad in a jar in that ol Donald General. It smelt so unholy brother these teens walked out smellin like the Hippies out West.

by shawtyhunter May 16, 2022

Salad Tosser

Dany Lee Borrowman tossed salad everyday in prison and continues to toss the salad of his transvestite wife Jill borrowman now thats hes out of Prison protective custody

Dany Lee Borrowman was the best salad Tosser in PC. He tossed salad every day and night while in protective custody and he married his cell mate After he got a sex change and became known as Jill?

by Dany Borrowman July 18, 2023

Valid salad

To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.

"Yo! Chris just did a backflip over a moving car!"
"Yeah, that shit was valid salad yo."

by Chrisrotondo February 24, 2022

Pork salad

Cutting a comfortably sized hole into a head of iceburg lettuce (cabbage or romaine can do in a pinch) then pouring a salad dressing, typically ranch, into said hole and fucking it.

Dude I was at a party last night and I saw this guy making pork salad in the bathtub.

by 000f August 23, 2021

Trash Salad

Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.

When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...

by Bread&Bondage April 24, 2020