Cum slider

Someone who proceedes to ejaculate in a guys ass and then slide his dick out with the cum on it.

"Oh good lord Jerry, your such a good cum slider !"

by Thiccqq boi June 2, 2018

Gnarly Death Spider

A Scary Ass Creatures. O_O that is gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, is balls out danger, and balls out perfection and balls out skill, that has the cure for life.

a HUGE gnarly death spider started sprinting towards me so i grabbed the closest thing (which unfortunately were your bathing suit bottoms) and squished it.

by Hawkings September 8, 2009

The Dance of the Spider

When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.

My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!

by ktmax June 21, 2012

Indiana corn slider

The atrocious act of pooping in a condom, putting the fecies filled treat in the freezer; and using it as a dildo.

I gave my girl the Indiana corn slider last night.

by Cornslider May 2, 2016

If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight

Dislike if you hate this If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight quote.
Like if your one of the HEATHENS that like it.

Youtuber: If you don't like and subscribe this spider will be in your bed tonight
Me: shut up bitch.

by Gomazi the robot May 21, 2022

spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance

ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts

by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006

Spider

Is the Keyboardist/Organ player for The Horrors.
Is known for his unusual bowl cut, but looks amazing on his chizeled face.

Wow your hair is so spider!

Wow look its spider!

by CharlieHorror April 16, 2008