Suck And Buck

"Suck and buck" is the term used to describe anything that's complete shit (bad ISP for example), but charges you top dollar for the service.

Victim: Man, my Charter bundle costs over 200 dollars a month, but it keeps on having random net cut offs, shitty television service, and my email takes five years to load!

Victim's Friend: Suck and buck dude, suck and buck...

by Mast of the World September 14, 2010

Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009

suck hair

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017

SUCK TIDDIE

LIKES ALL THINGS DARK. HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE GIVES YOU POWER WHEN YOU PRAY TO HIM. “OUR SUCK TIDDIE GOD.”

PERSON 1: DO YOU SUCK TITTIES?
PERSON 2: I’M NOT SAYING NO.
PERSON 3: SO YOU SUCK TITTIES? LET’S MAKE THAT A THING.

LIKES ALL THINGS DARK. HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE GIVES YOU POWER WHEN YOU PRAY TO HIM. “OUR SUCK TIDDIE GOD.”

by CVHCGVBHXJSUHCGHJX October 7, 2019

Sucking Fword

When one gets so mad from getting killed by a sword spree in halo 3 that they jumble words.

I can't believe he got a sucking fword spree

by Mooy04 January 9, 2009

Suck air

To stand around and do nothing

Can you come help us. Don’t just suck air, you twat

by This twat November 27, 2018

sucking a tooth

Metaphor describing a phenomenon that is inherently painful or repulsive, but from which the spectator can't turn away -- it's as compelling as sucking a tooth socket that recently had a tooth in it.

"Worst. Play. Ever."

"Why did you stay?"

"It was a like sucking a tooth that had just been removed -- I knew it was awful and would stay awful, but I just couldn't stop watching."

by al-in-chgo July 7, 2014