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Quickplay Warrior

Someone in Overwatch that takes Quickplay seriously by trying to make a perfect team and win. They have probably never been in competitive and are around Platinum skill level.

They don't realise nobody cares about Quickplay since they're just there to have fun and practice.
Quickplay Warrior: "HEY! WE NEED A HEALER, AND WHY DIDNT YOU GET ON THE PAYLOAD AT THE END LAST GAME"

Normal player: "It's just Quickplay, were just here to have fun and practice whatever we want"

Quickplay Warrior: "WE WILL LOSE BECAUSE OF YOU, WHY CANT YOU SWITCH OFF WIDOWMAKER"

Normal Person: "I want to play Widowmaker, not a healer"

Quickplay Warrior: "OMG MY TEAMMATES ARE SO USELESS, IM ALWAYS HELPING OUT BY PLAYING TANKS IN QUICKPLAY"

Normal person: "Shut up, Quickplay Warrior, literally nobody cares, why don't you play competitive if you want to try?"

Quickplay Warrior: *silence*
by Hitler The Fuhrer September 1, 2017
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Quicksand

An instance after a sexual encounter, where rejection by one party only increases the attraction of the other party. Thereby, further enveloping the rejecting party into a cataclysmic pool of never-ending harassment.

i.e When a male encounters a clinger in which she believes she is entitled to post-dating/pre-girlfriend rights.
Joe: Hey Dave, did you get rid of Patty?
Dave: Nah man, the harder I try the more I get stuck in quicksand.
by tripod2011 September 7, 2011
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quickdome

a promiscuous girl that will perform sexual favors without any inhibitions.
Damn! That quickdome went 8 times crazy last night!
by BigBossMike April 28, 2004
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Quickshitz

When you need to take a crap but there's something really exciting going on that you don't want to miss.
"oh shit the new (generic show) is on after this commercial BRB QUICKSHITZ!" that's when you'd run off shove it out as fast as you could.
by Aaron <3 May 20, 2008
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quickets

We're broke and gotta pay the guy tomorrow, we gotta go make some quickets.
by marblecube October 20, 2008
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Quickipedia

(n) A quick search on Wikipedia for simple clarification

(v) To quickly search something on Wikipedia for simple clarification
(n) John Wayne Gacy Jr.: Hey John Wilkes Booth, has Jimmy McMillan run for office prior to this year's gubernatorial election?
John Wilkes Booth: I don't know, John Wayne Gacy Jr., I'll give it a quickipedia.

(v) John Wayne Gacy Jr.: I quickipedia'd it--the average penis size is NOT 7 inches.
by Rikard Plisken October 27, 2010
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Icky-sticky-quickie

When an unwashed smelly couple, on a hot summer night, have a three minute quickie on top of filthy sheets.
Hole shit, I exclaimed after coming inside my girlfriend.That was the rankest Icky-sticky-quickie we've ever had.
by DW007 September 16, 2012
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