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Pleasant Valley HS

School found in Bettendorf, IA that claims every year to be the "best" school in Iowa. Most of that high-quality education they claim to have is funded by the tax dollars of the silver spoon in the ass parents of the already entitled students. Our football is shit because the only thing the kids are willing to hit hard is their vape. Depression and stress have become the sole personality trait of 50% of the girl population here while the boys love to sit and listen because their snobby ass parents at home won't give them any attention.
Pleasant Valley HS is so diverse and accepting, minus the 100 swastikas written in the bathroom stalls.
by wtfdanny April 13, 2020
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Pleasanton

Pleasanton is a "city" in the California Bay Area. It's South of San Francisco and borders Dublin and Livermore. It's a "city" but it's really just a giant suburb area.

Somehow, it manages to have nothing happen and yet have its own complete social hierarchy. Neighborhoods are glorified and kids are embarrassed when their friend lives in Ruby Hills but they don't.
Notable places in Pleasanton are the Downtown area and Stoneridge Mall. That's it.
It's a great place to live if you want to be safe and have no perception of what life is like without blue ribbon schools and a police force whose only purpose is to teach 10-year-olds not to do drugs.
Older definitions seem to say that Pleasanton Highschool sports are good. That's only really half true now. The rivalry between two of the highschools runs strong for absolutely no reason.
There's nothing wrong with the town but also it seems to never change: almost like it's frozen in progress because the people who live there are terrified of disappointment. The kids who grow up here almost always say their first priority is to leave.
Person 1: Hey, what's it like living in Pleasanton?
Person 2: It's safe, and it's boring.
by bronothinghappenshere December 4, 2020
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peasen

man, that yellow car is such a peasen!
by SAIKI-K April 16, 2021
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Peasent

A person or a group of individuals with exceptionally high IQ, Extreme physique and are alpha males.
Hey Peasent how is your day.
Peasent is looking really good today

Peasent can also be pronounced as Pegent

Peasent means a person of striking physique and high IQ
by Jaytt98 June 17, 2021
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Pleasure Vortex

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.
"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!
by geniusman69 April 25, 2022
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Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.
I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised
by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023
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Mount Pleasant Masterpiece

After performing anal sex pull out and draw a smiley face on the stocmach using the nipples as the eyes.
That Mount Pleasant Masterpiece I created last night was so beautiful
by analagous October 10, 2009
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