Piss Weak

When Someone or Something is Said to be Extremely Soft or Weak.

1.
Person 1: "is Jay coming to Grafton?"
Person 2: "nup he's Piss Weak!"

2.
Person 1: "That Bloke Wants to Fight me Aye"
Person 3: "don't worry he couldn't hurt a fly, he's Piss Weak"

Piss Weak by m._dawg_.m November 1, 2019

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Piss Lock

When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve pressure on your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will eventually piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere.

Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour League of Legends marathon.

"Guys I can't get up I've got Piss Lock"

Piss Lock by DatJackieB November 18, 2019

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Piss n Shit

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean

Bro I gotta go piss n shit, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up

Piss n Shit by xcraft37 December 2, 2019

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Piss Fingers

A condition where, due to large amounts of uric acid in the blood, some of it secrets through sweat and skin pores, especially in the palms and fingers. This frequently causes corrosion, rust, and erosion of metal, leather, and plastic surfaces frequently handled with bare hands, including keyboards, guitar strings, tools, and the like.

"I don't let him handle my bass guitar because he's got piss fingers, and I don't feel like replacing the strings in six weeks."

Piss Fingers by Lokimotive October 3, 2021