Philaculus

Commemorative stamps that honor the contributions of Isaac Newton and Gottfried Leibniz, the co-fathers of Calculus, to mankind.

How many philaculus first day covers have so far been issued worldwide that credit the mathematical achievements of co-discovers Newton and Leibniz, who fought a years-old “mathematical war,” by accusing each other of plagiarism?

by MathPlus October 28, 2021

The Philadelphia Eagels

1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.

"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"

by Dude-y McDudeDude November 21, 2004

phil

v. follow. to be behind the leader.

I gave a taco to a lonely person, who has to buy his friends, now he phil me where ever I go. Finally I said,' STOP PHILLING ME! YOUR CREEPING ME OUT!'

by sailsman December 12, 2010

Phil

Usually a really terrible name for a guy. The guy likes to blow other men, and tell them they are muscular. This guy also showers with other men. This guy pushes his buttcheeks against other men's buttcheeks in order to become aroused. This guy also likes to wear goofy ass pajama pants and round glasses, often thinking they look good, when in reality, they look like a retarded piece of shit. This specimen, named Phil, likes to listen to early 80's femme lesbian rap mixed with white noise.

Usually their preferred targets are hispanics with dad bods who may or may not be special.

Hey, that's Phil over there! He's a dooche!

by phillover6969 September 7, 2017

Phil

Phil. Otherwise known as a typically over weight shit-scum who generally has no direction in life. Phil ain't shit and deep down he knows it.

Dude I can't bear another day at work surrounded by these phils

by Leakyweiner December 20, 2017

Phil

A huge cunt who smells like shit

Jim: hey ya twat you’re a massive fucking phil!

by Coolestguy64 June 17, 2018

Phil

To constantly fall into a deep sleep while at work, usually accompanied by loud snoring.

I got in trouble from my boss because she caught me taking a Phil.

After I Philled, I felt completely refreshed for my afternoon meeting.

I need some NoDoz because I keep Philling at my desk.

by verifone September 9, 2008