the best person of all time

I am the BOAT the Best of All Time. I can do every thing the best and better than you. I am the best at: Fish eating , Hunger ending, bear Killing, Wife sexing, Door Bell ringing, Drill drilling, Cap Piping, Bird Chirping, Moon Watching, Lego Avoidance, Restroom Sign Hanging, Soda Refilling, Three point Shooting, Microwave using, Pillow Fighter, cigarette lighter, Charcoal igniter, Suicider, Tooth Brusher, Tree Hugger (but not before the date), Bleach Drinker, Arabic Singer, Love Creator, $$$ Maker, Nature Mother, Baby Boomer, Body Glitterer, Carpet Spinner, Police Inforcer, LA Lawyer, Perfume Buyer, Consistent Lair, Hand Signer, Deaf Wisperer, Close Eyed Seer, Puppet master, Back Waxer, Cartoon Watcher, Pillow Talker, and Coma User. I am the Greatest at all things that have ever been things I am even the best at being Bill Cosby. My Name Is Kendrick Keller and I an simply The Best Person In The World!!!!

"I am Kendrick I am simply the best I can not lose because the is nothing that I try in which I do not surpass all others. I am the best person of all time. "

by Dr. Strange June 15, 2014

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

P.R. (personal record)

To surpass your last binge drinking experience by a long shot, to get drunker than you have ever thought possible.

Dude I straight PR'd the shit out of last night and pissed my pants.

Man, after work I am definitely going to set a new P.R. (Personal Record) at the Buckhorn.

Did you see Spencer P.R. it last night? He didn't know whether he was on foot or horseback and had a scab on his lip that looked like a Hitler stash

by WyomingP.R. February 19, 2011

Personification

1. Somebody who embodies something: an embodiment or perfect example of something.

2. A representation of an abstract quality or notion as a human being, especially in art or literature.

3. The attribution of human qualities to objects or abstract notions.

The definition pretty much covers personification.

by Jafje September 24, 2007

9 hours 9 persons 9 doors

An originally Japanese puzzle oriented video game with an excellent storyline. It involves 9 people who are kidnapped by someone calling himself Zero and out on a ship. They are forced to play a game in which they had to solve puzzles in order to find the door with a number 9 which will lead to their escape. They have 9 hours to do so or the ship will sink. The first in the Zero Escape series.

Person 1: "Hey, have you played 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors?"
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Well you should you fucking cactus!

by The Sun Sun to your Moon Moon May 3, 2015

fat person

Someone who is really fat, for example, VC who never stops eating.

I saw a fat person the other day. His name was Onix11.

by drizaik August 7, 2003

personable

verb. having a pleasing personality

Generally, people who are easy to talk to and like are personable people.

These types of people are not necessarily personable to everyone, of course-- that could possibly one of the reasons they seem personable to you. You see, a personable person is someone YOU find easy to talk to. If you are the kind of person who's easily intimidated, then an extremely extroverted person may not seem personable to you. A quirkier person, rather, may be extremely easy to talk to for you!

Chat with cool, personable kid at school;

me: so what do you think about loki at the end of the movie?

P: well i thought he was kinda a dick

me: yeah he was a dick! I think he's gonna do some crazy shit on earth before the norse gods catch up.

P: That is true. :) He actually joins the Avengers later in the comics. If you want to know more, you can ask me.

me: Oh, you.

by personableguy August 13, 2011