paul maurice

Absolute legend. Master of baby goods, should have been an F1 driver.

That guy will never be as awesome as a Paul Maurice

by TT56 August 15, 2017

Logan Paul

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

Yo who’s Logan Paul?
Does this sound familiar... I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement..
Oh him.... What a fucking dip shit with a small pipi that posts suicide videos for money

by Dem Facts October 1, 2019

Jon-Paul

The pinnacle of human evolution with an autistic sidekick with every reincarnation.

Jon-Paul was found in a forest with a naked 4 year old

by Jon does sugar November 8, 2019

The Paul Newman

After banging a girl doggy and spilling your wad in her hair you pull out some croutons and throw them into her hair like a salad. The croutons stick to the jizz dressing and hair

After that bitch ordered the most expensive thing on the menu at dinner i took her home and gave her the Paul newman.

by chano rivera September 23, 2010

Paul Merson

rhyming slang for a cheeky person
Ex Arsenal, Aston Villa and England player who is now concentrating on his punditry career. He is notorious for his cheeky off pitch remarks and observations

ohhh man he's paul merson; even if he's not feeling particularly cheeky he still does cheeky things.

fan: paul merson is a great football player

by Ibble.Bibble March 14, 2010

Jake Paul

a boy who sucks off his brother for "clout" since it matters to him so much

guy Fight me
Jake paul sorry u dont have enough clout

by fhduvodhsgf November 14, 2019

sloppy paul

a sex move in which a man will drink a mixture of chili and milk and spit it into a woman's vagina

I gave my girl a sloppy paul the other night, and she's had a nasty infection ever since.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016